January 2012
29 posts
4 tags
Jan 27th
3 notes
6 tags
Jan 27th
1 note
10 tags
WatchWatch
From January 19, 2012 episode of The Daily Show.
Jan 23rd
3 tags
Jan 23rd
62 notes
5 tags
Jan 23rd
240 notes
Jan 23rd
37 notes
6 tags
Jan 19th
10 notes
2 tags
Jan 18th
8,691 notes
2 tags
But in my head...
Lana Del Rey sings: “Feets don’t fail me now,” and immediately I think of her as a Muppet.
Jan 18th
1 note
2 tags
Jan 18th
201 notes
6 tags
Jan 16th
3 tags
Jan 16th
8 notes
5 tags
Jan 9th
1 note
1 tag
Jan 7th
13 notes
2 tags
Jan 6th
1 note
1 tag
Jan 5th
1 tag
Jan 5th
1 note
1 tag
Jan 5th
1 tag
Jan 5th
2 notes
1 tag
Jan 5th
1 note
1 tag
Jan 5th
1 tag
Jan 5th
1 tag
Jan 5th
Jan 5th
1,669 notes
1 tag
Jan 3rd
1 tag
Jan 2nd
1 tag
Jan 2nd
1 tag
Jan 2nd
1 note
Initiation →
Jan 2nd
December 2011
3 posts
Dec 30th
7 notes
Happy Holidays from Stress! Anxiety! &... →
Make sure you drive safely on the correct side of the highway. Also, come and know us better, man, by following us!
Dec 24th
5 tags
Dec 19th
November 2011
11 posts
2 tags
Happy Thanksgiving!
If you are spending the day with family, eating, or just wasting time in front of the Internet, then you have a lot to be thankful for.
Nov 24th
2 notes
Little boy lost at Comic Con.
theskyisreallyfalling: At Comic Con a little boy had lost his dad in the crowd, and was scared until he saw the Flash and Wonder Woman. He went up to the Flash to asked for help, because he knows him. Adorable.
Nov 23rd
12,701 notes
Nov 5th
26,350 notes
9 tags
Nov 3rd
86 notes
2 tags
WatchWatch
robdelaney: My newest sincere & final MTV News interview on my plan to sue Kim Kardashian to halt her marriage. Please watch/share. Thanks! Fantastic.
Nov 3rd
120 notes
Nov 3rd
2 notes
Nov 1st
2,595 notes
2 tags
It feels like my money is on fire.
Nov 1st
7 tags
Nov 1st
6 tags
Will Ferrell, Mark Twain VS. PBS
Last night I watched Will Ferrell accept the Mark Twain Award for American Humor. It was, of course, odd that the show was broadcast on PBS -  SNL sketches were bleeped out - I wasn’t sure if the night would be, well, funny. I’m not advocating that humor has to receive a PG-13 rating or higher, it just has to hit the right audience. Some of the comedians locked on to this. Tim Meadows...
Nov 1st
7 notes
1 tag
You stole a whole cooking pot (stainless steel) filled to capacity with prime candy in the two hours this town lets kids go Trick or Treating. You also tore up the comically funny - read: cheesy fonted G rated Please Take One note featuring this: And prevented young children from having the joy of filling their bags. You are, yes, a douche bag. Douche Bags: Ruining American Culture Since...
Nov 1st
October 2011
9 posts
I Don’t Know Why I Did It…But I Changed My Twitter... →
Oct 30th
2 tags
Oct 29th
7 tags
Oct 26th
19 notes
5 tags
Oct 22nd
18 notes
It’s Wednesday Night →
Oct 13th
3 tags
Oct 13th
5 tags
Oct 7th
51 notes